1 YEAR and ANGRY AT GROUNDHOG DAY

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One WHOLE YEAR. I can't believe it, guys. You know what, I CAN'T THANK YOU ENOUGH. The people who watch me.... Just thanks. What else can I do? I can't do enough TO GIVE BACK. This is about YOU GUYS, NOT ME. So I couldn't have gotten that INSANE REBEL T2I without YOUR SUPPORT. But EVERYTHING HAPPENS BECAUSE OF YOU GUYS. Absolutely everything. So A YEAR  NOW, huh? What can I do to thank you? Seriously? Maybe a GIANT DEVIATION?
Oh and SORRY FOR NOT POSTING lately. I have hella homework, so I can't control that.
Sorry. :( I just can't believe it! One YEAR of this! Thanks for supporting me and I will continue to post.

Today is also Groundhog Day, which is PURE BULLSHIT. Yeah, a lot of CAPS IN THIS JOURNAL.
But anyway, the fucking groundhog ALWAYS SEES IT'S SHADOW. You know what, I'm going to go all the way to Pennsylvania next year to just NOT LET IT SEE IT'S SHADOW. I cannot believe we created a holiday where a groundhog predicts the weather. It has ZERO percent accuracy.
I swear, the groundhog's a little liar. EARLY SPRING? EARLY SPRING? Yeah, six more fucking weeks in ANTARCTICA! It's so cold right now, the birds shit out ICICLES. It's so cold, Bloods and Crips stick people up for their jackets. It's so cold that when I turned on my heater, ICE SPEWED OUT! What the hell? The US government doesn't care about HAZARDS, such as slipping on ice. I SLIPPED ON MY BOOTY, nobody cares. I'm SUING THE WEATHER for that garbage. God, at least make it so that we COULD ACTUALLY WALK ON THE GROUND!!!!!!!!!! But they care about some groundhog that dropped out of preschool. I mean, seriously SOPA? That's the best thing you can come up with. I use SOPA to wipe my.... That's what the best thing you can come up with. I don't know what crack the people who made Groundhog Day were smoking.

"Oh. Let's make a holiday where...um.... some groundhog... decides when it's gonma be spring or not."

"Um... But it's been 6 extra weeks of winter for 37 years in a row."

THIS IS WEIRDALZERO ANGRY AT GROUNDHOG DAY!
Goodbye! Adios! さようなら
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